I’ve been chased and hounded for 10 months and told I’m a publicity-seeker, yet I’ve never gone out and done anything.”

Heather Mills about her divorce from Paul McCartney

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” - Britney Spears

Is this what we want as the leader of the free world?

• I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.

• Many of you are well enough off that the tax cuts may have helped you. We’re saying that for America to get back on track, we’re probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We’re going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.

• Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right.

KIM KARDASHIAN QUOTES:

- “There is no amount of money that could ever convince me to release any tape, even if I had one. I don’t need the money.”

- “I’m not poor; I’m not desperate, I would never attempt to sell a tape,” she says. “It would humiliate me and ruin my family. I don’t need the money. It’s humiliating; it’s embarrassing. It’s something I feel very betrayed by, but I’m not pointing any fingers.”

“I hate my judge.  He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all. His job is to sit there and tell people what to do.  And that’s just so sad, because he gets off on it.”

Britney Spears to her assistant, Bret on hating her judget

“Lindsay Lohan stole my fiancé and wrecked my life!”

Bree Tierney, the girl who was engaged to Lindsay Lohan’s current boyfriend before he dumped her for Lindsay while they were still in rehab, to the National Enquirer on Lindsay stealing her boyfriend.

“I remember spending most of my days off in and out of a variety of VD clinics . . . I was dating a porno chick as well as this sweet little junkie jailbait girlfriend I had.”

Slash of Guns & Roses in his new memoir, Slash

“I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris or Lindsay seem to is that I’m not stupid, so I’d never do a lot of the things those girls do, and I’ve always had good friends around me. They need to straighten up a little bit and make better investments. And they should surround themselves with better people who don’t let them get themselves in trouble. You’ll never read a story about me going out and partying when I’m supposed to be working. Nor would I show up on a set drunk or miss a day’s work - never.”

Tara Reid on not being as stupid as Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan

“My family is completely Cuban, they came here during the revolution to Miami, and I was born in Miami, and then they came to LA. I was raised in LA. Its cool, because Im definitely American, and I can speak Spanish. I feel very Cuban, I’m totally Cuban, im totally 100% Cuban.”

Eva Mendes to Para Todos magazine

“I consider this a very positive sign for my client. I have every expectation that she will comply with all the orders made by the court. I remain absolutely optimistic that she will eventually regain 50-50 custody.”

Spears’ attorney to People magazine on recent ruling allowing Britney more time with children.